There are no words.
This battle between South Park’s Trey Parker & Matt Stone and Mr. Hubbard’s ensemble is just unbelievable.
I will, of course, refrain from any personal opinions regarding the CONTENT of both [litigious threat being far more effective than metaphorical duct tape]…but…Tom Cruise threatening to cease promotion of “Mission:Impossible 3”? What a threat! Thank goodness Mr. Cruise isn’t ceasing his fine coverage of other global events that save me from troubling the meddlesome, untrustworthy sods at my newsagent. Heaven forfend I have to read some other reputable source to find out what film he’s in.
[“Honey, I shrunk your brain“?]
By the way, Parker and Stone should be flown around the world by an airborne troupe of pixies, being fed naught but champagne and caviar by immaculately manicured elves, to the melodic strains of a badger a cappella quartet, for writing this retort:
“So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies.
Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!“
Deary me, it’s not just their delightfully censored paper cut-out creations that make me laugh!
I will end with a quote from a Something Awful forum member:
[travolta]Oh my God[/travolta]