OK, I’ve watched ‘Star Wars’ too many times.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Imperial Storm Trooper in possession of a good blaster must be in want of SOME BASIC AIMING ABILITY.


I know that we can’t exactly have the protagonists die immediately, but those fellas are so inaccurate as to be redundant, plot-wise. Even a little bit of blaster-whipping would be an improvement.

Which does throw into question this moment in Episode IV:

LUKE: These are the same Jawas that sold us R2 and 3PO.

BEN: And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.

LUKE: Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter Jawas?


‘[S]o precise’. Hmmm.
Come on, George! First, Greedo, then Parsecs, now this!

Honestly, some times I get so mad I just have to blog.
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